Why, hello, Teddy People!
I'm so sorry that I haven't posted all week and I didn't do Funny Friday!
So I turned today into Silly Saturday (just this once)!
The riddle: A needle - well done to Thinking out loud!
The riddle in French: A mushroom - well done to Just Me Xx!
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
A: Cool Music.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?
A: When you're eating a watermelon!
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Bare-foot.
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
A: It doesn't know the words!
Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature!
The riddle: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
And remember, no cheating! If you cheat, you are not a truthful teddy person. :(
The phrase in French: Vous ne savez jamais ce que vous avez jusqu'à ce que vous nettoyer votre chambre!
Teddy Small x
I know that I've got this wrong but for the riddle, a monkey? //R xx
ReplyDeletenone of them! There are no bananas on the coconut tree!!!!!!!!!!!!
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none of them! There are no bananas on the coconut tree!!!!!!!!!!!!
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none of them!!!!! There are no bananas on the coconut tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think google photocopied my comment...
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