Friday, May 15, 2015

Funny Friday #5

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!
The answer to the riddle was: The stars - well done Gabby from Literally My Life!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? 
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? 
A: Post Office! 

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? 
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered! 

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? 
A: To draw the curtains!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? 
A: To get to the second hand shop. 

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? 
A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath? 
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

The riddle:

What has one eye but cannot see?


The phrase in French:

Quel type de chambre ne peut pas les portes ou les fenĂȘtres?

Teddy Small x

2 comments:

  1. The phrase in French: The answer is a mushroom!
    kateyface xxx
    :D ***** :P

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