Why, hello, Teddy People!
It's Funny Friday!
The answer to the riddle was: The stars - well done Gabby from Literally My Life!
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
The riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
The phrase in French:
Quel type de chambre ne peut pas les portes ou les fenĂȘtres?
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The phrase in French: The answer is a mushroom!
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A needle?
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