Friday, May 08, 2015

Funny Friday #4

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!
The answer to the riddle was: Nothing - well done to Gabby from Literally My Life!
The answer to the riddle in French was: The Letter M - also well done to Gabby from Literally My Life!

Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."


Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine. 


Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? 
A: A penny. 
 
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? 
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
 
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? 
A: Cell phones.  
 
Q: What washes up on very small beaches? 
A: Microwaves! 
 
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? 
A: The road!

The riddle:
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

The phrase in French is:
Je compte vivre éternellement. Jusqu'ici, tout va bien.
 
I might not be posting much next week, as I have exams.
 
Teddy Small x

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Teddy Small x