Friday, May 01, 2015

Funny Friday #3

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Sorry that I haven't posted all week - I had to revise for SATs.
The answer to last week's riddle was: A clock - well done to Chinesebob!

Anyway - joke time!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
A: Frostbite!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? 
A: Sunday, of course! 
Q: What bow can't be tied? 
A: A rainbow! 
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 
A: Spring time!
Q: Where did the computer go to dance? 
A: To a disc-o!
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? 
A: A Bed!
Riddle!
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

I also have a shoutout to The Roar Of Savannah. She is a red-haired girl with a love for tigers and pretzels.
Blog Link: Click here!

The phrase in French is:
Que se passe une fois dans une minute , deux fois en un instant et de ne jamais en mille ans?

Teddy Small x

4 comments:

  1. The phrase in French is:
    What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
    Answer: The letter M!

    Gabby xx

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  2. OMG, I love your blog, it's so cool!

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  3. P.S The answer to the riddle is nothing!

    Gabby xx

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    curly crazy xx

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Teddy Small x