Friday, April 17, 2015

Funny Friday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!
 
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? 
A: An Impasta 
 
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? 
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
 
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? 
A: Because she will Let it go

A riddle to solve in the comments:

What get's wetter the more it dries?

And don't cheat!

The phrase in French is:
Si je l'ai, je ne ai pas le partager. Si je la partage, je ne l'ai pas. Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Répondez dans les commentaires ainsi que l'autre une!

It's not really a phrase, but find it out anyway!

Teddy Small x



2 comments:

  1. A towel??? For the riddle.
    And omg the phrase in French is soooooo hard.
    Xx

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  2. Correct! I will answer both riddles next week!

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