Friday, April 24, 2015

Funny Friday #2

Why, hello,Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!

The answer to last weeks riddle was: A towel - well done to Thinking out Loud!
The answer to the riddle in French was: A secret - also well done to Thinking out Loud!

Now for the jokes!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry 

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? 
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? 
A: A bulldozer!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with a sunburn!


Riddle!

What has hands but cannot clap?

The phrase in French is:

Ne vous inquiétez pas - si le plan A
 échoue, il ya 25
 autres lettres de l'alphabet .

Teddy Small x

5 comments:

  1. So this is your blog teddy small, please tell people about my blog on ur website, please!

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  2. Also I found the answer to the riddle but I can't be bothered to translate the French thing, is it a clock? Because it's got 2/3 hands but they can't clap

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  3. For the phrase in French, is it:
    Do not worry - if Plan A
    fails, there are 25
    other letters of the alphabet.

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  4. Yeah same as Chinesebob and TOL
    Alex

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Teddy Small x