The rest of the week & Venture Week

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Sorry I didn't post on Friday, I was too wrapped up in packing and getting ready for Venture Week!

But first let me tell you about the past three days and today!

Wednesday: Uniform shopping - There was a blazer and skirt and everything!
Thursday: Meeting people for lunch - There was a park and a woods too - it was aewsome!
Friday: Nothing much.
Saturday: Packing!

Yay!

So we had to pack a lot of stuff, but first I'll tell you a bit about Venture Week.

So basically, our year group go away for a week. We have lots of fun activities each day, and our parents don't come with us, just teachers.
We had to buy all this stuff and my bag was full, even though it was huge. Partly because I had to pack some of my twin's stuff too.
We also had to label EVERYTHING!

So, I can't post for a week, but I'll tell you about it when I have the chance!

Teddy Small x

1500 pageviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why, hello, Teddy People!

I reached 1500 pageviews!!!!!!
And, what's even better is that it was exactly 1500!
Yay!

Thank you!
Let's get to 2000 views!
We can do it!!!

The phrase in French is: Merci!

Teddy Small x

Monday & Tuesday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So today I'm going to tell you all about Monday & Tuesday of this half term!

Monday: Seeing Nan and shopping for Venture Week (I will tell you more on Saturday!)
So, first we went to see Nan, and it was great! We don't see her too often, but I love seeing her when we do go to visit! And Nan always has chocolate biscuits at her house! Mmm!
Then we went shopping for Venture Week, a week of fun activities! This is what we bought for me:

~ Some very comfy pink jogging bottoms!
~ Some very comfy black jogging bottoms!
~ A pair of gold snaky trainers!
~ Underwear
~ Fruit socks!
~ Some white pumps!
~ A beige backpack with colourful leaves!

That's all - I think...
All these clothes were from Primark!

Tuesday: Eating with Grandma and returning + buying trainers
We went to this pub by a lake for lunch with Grandma. I had macaroni cheese in a tiny frying pan for main, and then I had a caramel apple tart! Mmm!
It was decided that our trainers were too dressy, so we then went to BHS to get new ones1 Mine were pink and green, but very nice!

Today we are shopping, yet again, for new uniform!

What have you done in the holiday so far?
Tell me in the comments!

The phrase in French is: Avoir un heureux mercredi!

Teddy Small x

Happy Half-Term!

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Half-Term!

My plans:
~ Return library books
~ Buy new uniform
~ See Nan
~ Buy stuff for a holiday with my school (I'll tell you more nearer the time)
~ Go out for lunch with Grandma
~ Pack

Yay!
There will be other stuff, but I'll tell you about my days when I can!

Teddy Small x

Silly Saturday?! #6

Why, hello, Teddy People!

I'm so sorry that I haven't posted all week and I didn't do Funny Friday!

So I turned today into Silly Saturday (just this once)!

The riddle: A needle -  well done to Thinking out loud!
The riddle in French: A mushroom - well done to Just Me Xx! 

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? 
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? 
A: Cool Music. 

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? 
A: An umbrella. 

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? 
A: Because he wanted to see time fly! 

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? 
A: When you're eating a watermelon! 

Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on? 
A: Bare-foot.

Q: What kind of key opens a banana? 
A: A monkey! 

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? 
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? 

Q: Why does a hummingbird hum? 
A: It doesn't know the words! 

Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move? 
A: The temperature! 

The riddle: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
And remember, no cheating! If you cheat, you are not a truthful teddy person. :(

The phrase in French: Vous ne savez jamais ce que vous avez jusqu'à ce que vous nettoyer votre chambre!

Teddy Small x

Funny Friday #5

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!
The answer to the riddle was: The stars - well done Gabby from Literally My Life!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? 
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? 
A: Post Office! 

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? 
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered! 

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? 
A: To draw the curtains!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? 
A: To get to the second hand shop. 

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? 
A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath? 
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

The riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?


The phrase in French:
Quel type de chambre ne peut pas les portes ou les fenêtres?

Teddy Small x

Funny Friday #4

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!
The answer to the riddle was: Nothing - well done to Gabby from Literally My Life!
The answer to the riddle in French was: The Letter M - also well done to Gabby from Literally My Life!

Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine. 

Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? 

A: A penny. 

 

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? 

A: Because he had no-body to go with.

 

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? 

A: Cell phones.  

 

Q: What washes up on very small beaches? 

A: Microwaves! 

 

Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? 

A: The road!

The riddle:

They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

The phrase in French is:

Je compte vivre éternellement. Jusqu'ici, tout va bien.

 

I might not be posting much next week, as I have exams.

 

Teddy Small x

1000 views!

Why, hello, Teddy People!
Thank you all so much for getting me to 1000 views!
Me a happy teddy!
Love you!

Teddy Small x

Would you rather?

Why, hello, Teddy People!
I found a lot of awesome 'Would you rather's!

Here they are!

What do you prefer - Tan skin and blonde hair or black hair and pale skin?
Black hair and pale skin

Would you rather live in a world where there were no problems or live in a world where you rule?
A world with no problems

Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
Fly

Would you rather be the richest person on the planet or be immortal?
Immortal - I could live forever!

Would you rather have a rewind button in your life or have a pause button in your life?
A rewind button

Would you rather be fluent in all languages or a master of every musical instrument?
A master of every musical instrument

Would you rather have ten wishes and you can't wish for money or have £100 billion?
Ten wishes

Would you rather be able to control your dreams or be able to watch your dreams on video the next day?
I want to play my dreams!

Would you rather your life be free of awkward moments or embarrassing moments?
Awkward moments

Would you rather fit into any group but never be popular or only fit into the popular group?
Any group but the popular one

What other questions do you want me to answer?

Teddy Small x

Funny Friday #3

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Sorry that I haven't posted all week - I had to revise for SATs.
The answer to last week's riddle was: A clock - well done to Chinesebob!

Anyway - joke time!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 

A: Frostbite!

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? 

A: Sunday, of course! 

Q: What bow can't be tied? 

A: A rainbow! 

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 

A: Spring time!

Q: Where did the computer go to dance? 

A: To a disc-o!

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? 

A: A Bed!

Riddle!

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

I also have a shoutout to The Roar Of Savannah. She is a red-haired girl with a love for tigers and pretzels.
Blog Link: Click here!

The phrase in French is:

Que se passe une fois dans une minute , deux fois en un instant et de ne jamais en mille ans?

Teddy Small x