Funny Friday #2

Why, hello,Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!

The answer to last weeks riddle was: A towel - well done to Thinking out Loud!
The answer to the riddle in French was: A secret - also well done to Thinking out Loud!

Now for the jokes!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry 

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? 
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? 
A: A bulldozer!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with a sunburn!

Riddle!

What has hands but cannot clap?

The phrase in French is:

Ne vous inquiétez pas - si le plan A
 échoue, il ya 25
 autres lettres de l'alphabet .

Teddy Small x

The riddle in French

Why, hello, Teddy People!

On Funny Friday, I did a phrase in French.
It was actually a riddle
Things got a bit messed up, so I am just going to tell you what the riddle is.

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
Please don't cheat!

Teddy Small x

The actual new schedule!

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So, I came up with my new schedule!

I am going to continue Funny Friday only.
But, with Wizarding Wednesday, I am going to make a new page called Potions. I won't post there on Wednesdays, I will just post on there when I feel like it, with a new awesome potion or powder or spray or drink! 

Monday Moods got me bored, and so did Thursday Thoughts.
I liked Teddy Tuesday, but from time to time, I will post teddy pics on my 'My fave pics' page.

What do you think?
Leave your comments on this... in the comments!

The phrase in French is:

Et, oui, je porte sur la phrase en français.

Teddy Small x

Funny Friday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

It's Funny Friday!

 

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? 

A: An Impasta 

 

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? 

A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? 

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

 

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can't tuna fish.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? 

A: Because she will Let it go

A riddle to solve in the comments:

What get's wetter the more it dries?

And don't cheat!

The phrase in French is:

Si je l'ai, je ne ai pas le partager. Si je la partage, je ne l'ai pas. Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Répondez dans les commentaires ainsi que l'autre une!

It's not really a phrase, but find it out anyway!

Teddy Small x

The phrase in French

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So I decided to make a new thing called the phrase in French.

Basically, at the end of my post, I will write a statement in French. You will have to figure out what it says! You can use Google Translate if you want!

So today the phrase in Freanch is:

Mangez du fromage ...

Teddy Small x
P.S.You don't have to, it's just a silly phrase!

Thursday Thoughts

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So, in my head now, I'm thinking:

- Post on blog!
- Ask teacher about monitor job
- Sleep in a bit!
- Get Inkheart out of bag to read

Teddy Small x

Wizarding Wednesday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

This Wednesday is... The Flight Powder recipie!

You will need:

One unicorn horn
100g of wind
A billow cloud
A pinch of fairy dust

Method:

1. Crush up the unicorn horn and sprinkle inside a mixing bowl.

2. Pour in 100g of wind and one billow cloud.

3. Carefully, sprinkle a pinch of fairy dust into the bowl.

4. Strain your mixture through a strainer. The powder left in the strainer is your flight powder!

How to apply:

Sprinkle, or get someone to sprinkle, a pinch of flight powder on your back. Don't worry, you won't sprout wings. Instead, there will be a tingling sensation on your back. It will go in a few seconds. When you say 'Fly!' you will rise and soar up in to the sky! You will be able to get down. It will like you are swimming through air! When you don't want to fly, say 'Stop flight!', but be careful because you will fall onto the ground or any surface below you if you are up in the sky.

Hope you enjoy!

Teddy Small x
Note: You cannot actually make this recipie.

Teddy Tuesday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

CUTE TEDDIES GALORE!

Isn't this the cutest thing?

Cute!

Teddy Small x

Monday Moods

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So today I am feeling pretty happy. I was going back to school this morning, but honestly, I don't think it's all too bad.

Then I read a book, and now I'm doing this.

Great day.

Yeah, I know haven't posted much about this topic.
I didn't have much to say.

This topic might be leaving my schedule.
Comment down below what you think.

Teddy Small x

A new schedule?

Why, hello, Teddy People!

So, today I came up with a new schedule. It might not work, so I am going to use it next week to see how it goes.
Here is the schedule!

Monday Moods - My moods and what I am doing that day.

Teddy Tuesday - Cute teddies galore!

Wizarding Wednesday - I tell you recipes for weird, impossible concoctions!

Thursday Thoughts - You guessed it - my thoughts.

Funny Friday - Jokes! Riddles!

Saturday & Sunday - RANDOM!

If I don't like the schedule after a week, I will change it up a bit.
If you have any other ideas for my schedule, leave them in the comments below.

Teddy Small x

Instagram! ♥

Why, hello, Teddy People!

In celebration of 700 views, I made an Instagram account!
It is @teddysmalle .
Follow me!  

I also made a hashtag - #teddysmalle 
Use this hashtag to post pictures of weekly things on this blog. This week I would like pictures of... bears and inspiring quotes! Two things will be posted on here every Saturday for the hashtag. 

If you don't have Instagram, either sign up or comment.
If you do have Instagram, send a pic and comment if you want.

Teddy Small x
P.S. Click here to see my Instagram profile!
P.P.S. I also have a Polyvore account - click here to check that out!
#teddysmall is the hashtag for all my outfits from Polyvore on this blog.

Easter Extravagansa!

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Happy Easter!
This is my Easter Extravaganza! Or should I say, Eggstravaganza!

So, first, me and kateyface had an egg hunt! These are the things I got!

Yum!

After a while, my grandma came over for lunch. I forgot to take a picture of my roast chicken, though. But I did take a picture of our homemade cake!

Lemon and white chocolate cake...mmmm...

Then we played some fun games and I ate some chocolate. Yay!

This is the end of Easter. 

Teddy Small x

An easter outfit

Why, hello, Teddy People!

I made an Easter outfit for you! Now this sort of thing would usually go on my Cute Clothes page, but I wanted to share the joy of Easter on my main page.

Happy Easter!

Teddy Small x

Back from holiday!

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Sorry I didn't post yesterday - I was exhausted.

Anyway, let me take you through my holiday!

So on Thursday, we went to Bakewell, where we were staying. We stopped off at Ashbourne on the way to grab a panini for lunch.

Then we travelled into Bakewell and had a look at some shops. Finally we got to the Farmyard Inn, where me and my family would be staying. This is a picture of mine and kateyface's bed.

Nice bed, huh?












Then we all played card games and went down to the pub to eat some tea. I had fish and chips and then profiteroles! Yum!

At around 10:00pm, me and kateyface settled down to sleep. But we kept laughing... at nothing.

At 9:30 the next morning, we headed down to breakfast. I had egg, bacon, an oatcake, toast and a bowl of Crunchy Nut!

This was my place at the table!














Then we went to Eyam, which is the plague village. We went to a museum and did a quiz.

This is the museum!

Then we went back to Bakewell and I bought a very small dreamcatcher.

I also took a load of pictures of Bakewell landscape. Here are some of them!



 

Then we went to an ice cream parlour called Ice Creams and Dreams. I had a delicious toffee sundae. The whole parlour was set in the 1950s. Here are some pics!

My amazing sundae!

The jukebox!

 And, then, it was time to leave. Good times always have to end.

On a happier note, it's Easter tomorrow! I love Easter! And yes, I know that Easter isn't all about chocolate, but I still like my egg hunt! Happy Easter for tomorrow!

Teddy Small x

Holiday

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Yes, I already posted today. But I wanted to tell you something.

Before you think it's bad news, it's not.

I just needed to say, as you probably guessed by the title, I am going away for a couple of days.

I will not post tomorrow.

I will be posting about my holiday on Friday.

Teddy Small x

Under pressure

Why, hello, Teddy People!

Curly Crazy has asked about being under  pressure. I have not been under pressure for an exam before, but I do know some tips:

- It's just you and the exam. Zone yourself out. Say to yourself, 'It's just me and the exam'

- Don't panic. Just don't.

- Stay calm.

- Think to after the exam. It'll all be done then. You've just got to do it first.

These are all the tips I have for now.
Do you have any more?

Also, what April Fools trick are you planning to do or have already done?

kateyface xxx
April Fools! :)

Teddy Small x